another future
Take a look at a site that shows you a future that never was,
but someone thought it should be.
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4/26/2010
4/19/2010
this is almost mad
If you’re a fan of Mad Men, this might hold you over
until the show restarts in a few months. Have some fun
with Zach Galifianakis and John Hamm between two ferns.
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3/2/2010
2/14/2010
have a kimber day
Disclaimer – I’m not actually sure this is legit, but I hope it is.
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded
that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my
girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s
purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across
this rather important message.
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect
you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you
took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing
the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber
Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it
is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … Isn’t it?!
I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come
from with that brown sludge in your pants.. I’m sure it was even
worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell
phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or
running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your
cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went
and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the
gas station,—on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home
took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along
with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked
at the curb … After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed
the entire driver’s side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for
a little over a day now, so what ’s going on with that? Earlier, I managed
to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI,
while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess
while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you … But I feel this
type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your
threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these
rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the
opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you’ve chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so
lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully Yours,
Alex
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2/11/2010
2/1/2010
unhappy hipsters
It’s lonely in the modern world and this blog does a nice job
of bringing this phenomenon to our attention. Now that the
problem has been identified, a diagnosis should follow soon.
Thank God and try not to laugh too hard at these people.
Maybe naming him Rimbaud wasn’t such a good idea.
(Photo: Ake E:son Lindman; Dwell, February 2009)
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1/30/2010
1/8/2010
angry people in local newspapers
The author feels sorry for local news photographers. He feels
they are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and sent out to
photograph miserable people pointing at dog turds so here,
he celebrates their work.
What does the photographer say to the people being
interviewed? O K, look angry for me… Remember, you’re
mad as hell… Check it out
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12/18/2009
the hangover
Wow, It’s been a long time since I’ve talked about
a movie that we’ve watched over here at admit-one.
This movie was really funny. It had only a couple
moments but for 95% of the movie I was laughing
out loud every few minutes. I’d recommend this
movie but be warned, it is rated R. There are a few
moments of nudity and a good slathering of cursing
but hey, I’m not worried about it. Should you be
worried? How should I know?
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11/19/2009
cruise the high seas
Take the cruise of a lifetime. Somalia and the high seas never looked so good.
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11/9/2009
9/24/2009
oh, those crazy wally world people
Here is huffer pete, back for more golden ecstacy. Only in a
WalMart. Have fun checking out these ill adorned, mullet
wearing, I’m with stupid Wal Mart shoppers. What a riot.
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8/5/2009
will the real joker please stand up?
Now come on, they both can’t be the Joker.
You be the judge. Which one is pulling/has pulled the biggest joke
on America? Or is the real Joker even pictured here? The Liberals
are sure waving the race card about the recent Obama Joker poster
popping up around Los Angeles as of late. Is this picture really
racist? I don’t think so. Look who published the Bush Joker picture
last year. My thoughts are, Liberals, grow some thicker skin and
quit your crying. You guys are just as guilty of Joker smearing as
the Republitards.
It’s rumored that o’l Jack had this to say about the Obama poster:
This poster is an insult…..to MY portrayal of The Joker.
P.S. Heath Ledger was a talented kid, but, hey,
I didn’t need to die in order to win MY Oscars.
Capisce?
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