What your Sleeping position says about you

how do you sleep?

Scientists believe the position in which a person
goes to sleep provides an important clue about
the kind of person they are. Usually scientists
that deal with this kind of scientific data are full
of shit anyway but it’s kind of interesting to see
what they have to say. Do you think this stuff is
government grant research?



photo-comic strips

photo comic strips

Create your own comic strips with your photos.
Upload your photos and add speech bubbles.
Then share them with your friends and everyone
else for that matter.

warning – you should have some creative talent
before attempting to use this site. If not, your
comic strip will not look like a comic strip at all.
It will simply appear as a picture like these
two retards posted.

pair of retards



Smart Guys Date in Parallel

serial dating

Let’s let V be potential difference between dating girls
and doing something productive, I be current of love,
and R be resistance to current flow. The problem with
serial dating is the same as with serial circuits.
If resistance starts to increase, you’re stuck: because
V = IR, and R is increasing, I must decrease to hold the
equality. Worse still, because P = IV, you’re just not
going to have as much power with the increased
resistance. Note on the above diagram that current is
a lousy 214 mA, and we’re only able to get 1.93 “jewels”
from our relationships. This is even worse than it seems:
because there’s only one path—through all relationships
—you’ll end up spending the majority of your energy on
the relationship with the greatest resistance, which is
exactly the opposite of what you want to do.

See the problems of serial dating? Read on.


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Learned Hand

Judge Billings Learned Hand

Billings Learned Hand (January 27, 1872 – August 18, 1961)
— usually called simply Learned Hand — was a famed American
judge and an avid supporter of free speech, though he is most
remembered for applying economic reasoning to American tort
law. Hand is generally considered to be one of the most influential
American judges never to have served on the Supreme Court of
the United States. (wikiquote)

Hand once said, “Any one may so arrange his affairs
that his taxes shall be as low as possible; he is not bound to
choose that pattern which will best pay the Treasury; there
is not even a patriotic duty to increase one’s taxes.”

He is not saying to hide your income or cheat the IRS, simply fix
your affairs so as to pay as little as possible but do pay what you
owe and no more.

April 15th is just around the corner! I thought I’d share this
important little quote with you just in case you’ve never heard
it before.