Remote for Control Freaks

one button control for that freak in you

OpenPeak SimpleRemote offers you one-button turn-on
of various functions such as DVD watching, TV watching
and any other combination of sources. But that’s just the
beginning, because this baby lets you control digital
media from your home computer, too. Plug that computer
into your TV, flat panel or projector, and digital data
becomes just another source, all controlled from one remote.
Sporting a 2.2-inch 320×240 screen on board, that’s enough
pixels to check out your WiFi-based security cams directly
from the remote. Too bad it’s so damn expensive—$399.

Remote for Control Freaks – Gizmodo

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U.S. Navy Directive 16134

it's pork shoulder and ham

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

1—- All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2—- The following T-shirts are no longer to be
worn on or off base by any military or civilian
personnel serving in the Middle East:

“Eat Pork Or Die” [both English and Arabic versions]

“Shrine Busters [Various. Show burning minarets
or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

“Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy” [Both English and Arabic versions]

“Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast any
more”. [Both English and Arabic versions]

“The road to Paradise begins with me.” [Mostly
Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

“Guns don’t kill people. I kill people”. [Both Arabic and English versions]

“Pork. The other white meat”. [Arabic version]

“Infidel” [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3—- The above tee shirts will be removed from
base exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

4—- The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

“Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily.”

“Do we really need smart bombs to drop on these dumb bastards?

5—- All commands are instructed to implement
sensitivity training upon receipt.

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man boobs

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There are three kinds of man boobs. The first type: Hard.
Hard man boobs are the kind that you would have if you
worked out regularly. Hard man boobs are good. Chicks
dig them. The second type: Semi-hard. Semi-hard man
boobs are also good. Most chicks dig them. These are
found on dudes that work out on occasion or used to be
athletic or at least in decent shape at one point. The third
kind: Flabby. Flabby man boobs are not good at all,
unless you are a pro golfer. Chicks do not dig flabby man
boobs unless you happen to have Phil Mickelson money.
These are found on the type of dudes that were never
athletic in their lives. These dudes don’t even watch sports.

by Latch Beam

Ol’ Latch there missed the fourth kind, take a look at
these man cans.

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