like minds

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but
less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had
happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent. We saw each other and immediately took cover in the
ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife dirtbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!”

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!”

“And, then there we were, standing in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

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