strongest man

What a doofus

You will witness an unimaginable feat of
strength as performed by Jeremy Bailey,
the strong man.
Some will think this is hilarious and others
will think it is boring. Where do you stand?
We here at admit-one think its funny. Your
mileage may vary.

Jeremy is the strongest man.


Pac Manhattan

pac man on the streets of Manhattan

At the start of the game, Pac-Man runs along the
streets, staying outdoors, within the designated

playing area at all times. The ghosts may begin to chase Pac-Man. Pac-Man continues to run the board until all of the dots are “eaten” or one of the ghosts eats Pac-Man.

Upon arriving at a street corner, Pac-Man and the
Ghosts must report their new location to their

respective Generals.

When Pac-Man arrives at an intersection with an
available Power pellet he automatically consumes

it. If being chased, Pac-Man must touch the pole at the corner to activate the power pellet. Upon consuming a power pellet Pac-Man is “invincible” for two minutes and may eat the ghosts. If a Ghost is eaten, the ghost must return to the starting point before being able to chase Pac-
Man again.

Pac Manhattan


beer theories

vacation in a glass

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel
ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the
brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think,
“It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver.”
—Babe Ruth

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with his fools.
—Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
—Paul Hornung 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think
—H.L. Mencken When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
—George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
—Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
—Dave Barry

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
—W.C. Fields

Remember “I” before “E”, except in Budweiser.
—Professor Irwin Corey To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a “support group.”
Salvation in a can!
—Leo Durocher One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the “Buffalo Theory”
to his buddy, Norm. “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd
is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That’s why you
always feel smarter after a few beers.


Last Checker Auctioned

The classic taxi cab

In 1922, the Checker Cab Manufacturing Company
began manufacturing taxicabs in Joliet, Illinois. In
April of 1923 the company moved to Kalamazoo,
Michigan where it remained and continued production
until 1982.
On Saturday, December 18, 1999, Sotheby’s

Auction House ( auctioned off
New York’s last in-service Checker Cab (Janie) to the
tune of an astounding $134,500. Not bad for a car that
has traveled 994,050 miles
(about 40 times the circumference of the Earth).

Automobile history with the Last Checker Auctioned.

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